Saturday, May 2, 2009

Now you can hide a small animal in your pants...again.

 This just in:

The early 90s are back and ready to blow the tight jean phase out of the water.  That's right folks, JNCO's have turned the retro corner and are back in style. a very comfortable fit that leaves plenty of breathing room for your skinny non-athletic legs. Fully equipped with a back-pocket that will fit your portable Non-Skip Panasonic CD player and front-pockets so deep your are almost guaranteed to acquire a small case of scoliosis from repeatedly reaching for your pog collection. So get out there and start the "JNCO movement" today by purchasing a pair of JNCOs at your nearest designer clothing store including Gen-X, Macy's, and Goodwill 
"They're Back"


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